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These are from an old "Games" magazine:

UTICA CHANSON MIGRATE INVENTION ANNUAL KNOBBY SORRY IN FACTUAL BEEN CLOVER.
	You take a chance on my great invention and you'll not be sorry.
	 In fact, you'll be in clover.

WEED LICHEN ICE CHEST FOREARM OTHER DISGUISE DELIMIT.
	We'd like a nice chest for our mother; the sky's the limit.

CANCEL MYOCARDIA ITS INFORMAL FUNCTION.
	Can't sell my ol' car dear; it's in for malfunction.

YEARN AFFIX, LOST UKASE, UGANDA JAIL, CONSERVE TENURES YACHT APPEAL.
	You're in a fix. Lost your case. You goin' to jail.
	Can serve ten years. You ought to appeal.

EYELET SHEILA INDIA HOUSE SHEILAS TURKEY.
	I let Sheila in their house; she lost her key.

BOB STILT SEA, CANTANKEROUS BOAT, HUMUS GOAD IMMORTAL DECOS GUARD.
	Bob's still at sea; can't anchor his boat. You must go to him
	or tell the coast guard.

MARY SINBAD SHEER TOURNEY AUGUSTA WIND NOCTURNE TOOTHBRUSH.
	Mary's in bed; she hurt her knee.  A gust of wind
	knocked her into the brush.

WHINE YOSEMITE NAMES SOY CAN PHILATELIST.
	Why don't you (why'n'ya) send me the names, so I can
	fill out a list.

ALBEIT DETRACT UNIVERSE EDIFY MUSTAFA TICKET TICKET IN.
	I'll be at the track and I have a receipt if I must have a ticket to
	get in.

Here are some others not from "Games":

BRUISES HURT ERASED AFFORD ERECTED TOO
	Bruce is hurt. He raced a Ford. He wrecked it, too.